I’ve got a lot problems, you know
That require more than I’ve got to give
They’re too much
I can’t catch a break and I’m always broke
I can’t get a date and my car’s a joke
And such
But in these dark times I know where to look
When everything’s shit and I’m on the hook
Some people find answers in the Good Book
But not me
I’ve got a crutch
As long as there’s bourbon I’ll make it
It’s my crutch
If I can get high I can fake it
It’s my crutch
So long as there’s good-looking assholes to break
My heart
I won’t get caught in the clutch
It’s my crutch
Last week I found out my job is ending
And the date I’ve got planned will get offended
If we go Dutch
Where’s my crutch
Some might say I’m avoiding the problem
But I don’t care, it’s my life, who asked ‘em
And if I’m not hurting anyone then who gives a fuck
It’s my crutch
It’s my crutch
It’s my crutch
credits
from Unpleasant Truths: Volume 1,
released February 25, 2014
music by josh anderson
lyrics by christina collins
recorded by scott ross at elliott bay recording company
