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Everyone's Getting Older
02:25
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Kurt Cobain died before this girl I work with was born
And much in the same way the lonely seasons turn
Spring to summer, summer to fall
I strain to hear the siren call
Everyone’s getting older
And someday we’re all going to die
I can’t drink the way I used to anymore
And that party for your boss sounds like a total bore
It’s so far away, we’d have to take a cab
Plus that new crime drama doesn’t sound so bad
Everyone’s getting older
And someday we’re all going to die
The last time I saw my cousin she was three feet tall
She’ll be starting graduate school this fall
Told a Bill Clinton joke to my best friend’s kid
He said he doesn’t know who that is
Everyone’s getting older
And someday we’re all going to die
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2. |
Don't Talk To Me
03:36
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I was on my way to work
It was on the #2
I was sitting by myself
Until your voices said that you
Should talk to me
Should talk to me
Should talk to me
Don’t talk to me
I was walking down the street
I had stopped to tie my shoe
You said that I should smile more
Like I’d be so pleased that you
Talked to me
Talked to me
Talked to me
Don’t talk to me
Please don’t try to talk to me
I don’t want to know your name
Or what happened to your sister’s baby
Please don’t try to talk to me
I don’t really give a fuck
About your shitty luck
I was sitting at the bar
I was reading some Descartes
You saw me from afar
And thought it might be smart
To talk to me
To talk to me
To talk to me
Don’t talk to me
Please don’t try to talk to me
I don’t want to know your name
Or how the city screwed you over
Please don’t try to talk to me
I don’t really give a fuck
That you’re locked out of your truck
You smell like pee
Don’t talk to me
You’ve only got three teeth
Don’t talk to me
Is that an Amazon ID
Don’t talk to me
You just got out today
Don’t talk to me
Is that a Wharton MBA
Don’t talk to me
Sorry, I’m gay
Don’t talk to me
Please don’t try to talk to me
I don’t want to know your name
Or what happened to your dead ex-boyfriend
Please don’t try to talk to me
We’re done.
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3. |
Gotta Get It Done
03:08
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Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Reset password?
Reset password?!
What the hell is my old password?
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
The software you’re using is out of date
Please download the newer version and restart your computer
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
I can meet on Thursday at 3:30
I can't
I can meet on Tuesday at noon
I can't
I can meet on Sunday at 10pm
Yeah, I got a thing that I gotta, uh . . .
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
I swear I had some paperclips
I swear I had some paperclips
I swear I had some motherfucking paperclips
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
The deadline's at 5 PM on Friday
Turns out that’s East Coast time
So I’ll drop in at my sister’s wedding
Skip the reception, she won’t mind
The numbers don’t add up
I’m sure it’s fine
Nobody’s gonna read this anyway
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Gotta get it done
Microsoft Word has encountered a fatal error
But I gotta get it done
You’re not connected to a wireless network
Oh, fuck you
The development team can’t figure out how to arrange the cheese
I’ll never procrastinate again I swear, just please
Gotta get it done
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4. |
It's My Crutch
02:56
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I’ve got a lot problems, you know
That require more than I’ve got to give
They’re too much
I can’t catch a break and I’m always broke
I can’t get a date and my car’s a joke
And such
But in these dark times I know where to look
When everything’s shit and I’m on the hook
Some people find answers in the Good Book
But not me
I’ve got a crutch
As long as there’s bourbon I’ll make it
It’s my crutch
If I can get high I can fake it
It’s my crutch
So long as there’s good-looking assholes to break
My heart
I won’t get caught in the clutch
It’s my crutch
Last week I found out my job is ending
And the date I’ve got planned will get offended
If we go Dutch
Where’s my crutch
Some might say I’m avoiding the problem
But I don’t care, it’s my life, who asked ‘em
And if I’m not hurting anyone then who gives a fuck
It’s my crutch
It’s my crutch
It’s my crutch
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music and lyrics by josh anderson
(supplemental lyrics by christina collins)
recorded by scott ross at elliott bay recording company
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6. |
Sad Times
03:40
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Sad times, gonna have real sad times
Sad times, gonna have real sad times ooh girl
Sad times, gonna have real sad times
Sad times, gonna have real sad times
It’s okay
If you don’t wanna go to work
It don’t pay
And your boss is a jerk
Why get up
In the morning at all, when you could
Lay there
and stare at the wall
Sad times, gonna have real sad times
Sad times, gonna have real sad times ooh girl
Sad times, gonna have real sad times
Sad times, gonna have real sad times
It ain’t worth it baby
Tryna make it okay
When it’s so hard
Just to try to get through the day
We can
Sit on the couch and watch some TV
Or we can
Cry a little, that’s all right with me
We can
Make a list of the things we thought we’d be by now
Or we can
Cry a little that’s all right with me
Sad times, gonna have real sad times
Sad times, gonna have real sad times ooh girl
Sad times, gonna have real sad times
Sad times, gonna have real sad times
We can
Sit on the couch and watch some TV
Or we can
Cry a little, that’s all right with me
We can
Make a list of the things we thought we’d be by now
Or we can
Cry a little that’s all right with me
Sad times, gonna have real sad times
Sad times, gonna have real sad times ooh girl
Sad times, gonna have real sad times
Sad times, gonna have real sad times
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7. |
I'll See You In Hell
02:43
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I hope everything goes great
With the rest of your stupid asshole life and
Oh I just can’t wait
Until you slip and fall on a kitchen knife but
Maybe I’m too mean
Because some poor soul would have to clean that up so
I guess we should agree
You’re dead to me and that’ll have to be
Good enough
It’ll be so sweet
To see your face again in Hell
Until then, my love
I’ll have to make do with a few other ways of
Wishing you well
Remember when we met
It was way back when you used to be cool
And now I’m filled with regret
Because I should’ve seen the way you turned me on just meant
You were a giant tool
But in my own defense I’m dumb
When it comes right down to making choices mostly based on cum
Oh once upon a time you were mine like a claymore
I got what I paid for
Fine
Don’t care if you mind that I blame you for what I turned into
But I’ve been cut to the bone, I should have known
So we’ll call it Stockholm Syndrome
Oh it’ll be so sweet
To see your face in Hell
Until then my love
Stay out of my side of town
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8. |
I Make Art
04:12
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Sometimes being who you are
Doesn’t matter to anyone but you
So get your tools down off the shelf
Make a statement about yourself
If you use body fluids then they’ll have to
Notice you
I spend each day writing names
of ex-lovers in spit on index cards
Wrapping them in barbed wire
Then setting them all on fire
It’s not incomprehensible, it’s
Avant-garde
I make art
Because I’ve got a lot of pain
Inside I’m made of anguish
Ennui and despair
I make art
To quiet down my brain
Throw a bone to all my demons
By making puppets out of hair
Sometimes the only way to pierce
The world’s thick veil of sadness
Is draw a picture of a dog
Call it “The Futility of God”
Your work is more significant if you irritate
The Catholics
Nobody understands the need
I’ve got inside of me to bleed
Onto a canvas, into a wine glass
It’s so potent and so serious
Ritual cigarette burns,
It’s a statement on commercialism
Don’t you get it
Just forget it
It’s obviously not your thing
I make art
Because I’ve got a lot to say
That’s why I need these rotten limes
And six pints of turpentine
I make art
Because I don’t know a better way
To sleep until it’s dark outside
And not show up to work on time
Everything’s so overwhelming
Just being alive is such a stressor
A tube of titanium white
Will make everything all right
As long as you remember that beauty is a tool of the
oppressor
Nobody understands the need
I’ve got inside of me to bleed
Onto a canvas, into a wine glass
It’s so potent and so serious
Ritual cigarette burns,
It’s a statement on commercialism
Don’t you get it
Just forget it
It’s obviously not your thing
I make art
Because it’s easier this way
Expressing my emotions
Through collages of my dad
I make art
Because everything will be okay
As long as the gelatin sets
Before the cow’s eyeball goes bad
My muse is a vespertine
I’m not sure why you question me
I’m an artist
I make art
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Woke up with a rash and a lazy eye
Pretty sure it’s cancer, pretty sure I’m gonna die
Called up my friend from college
He took a lot of science
Said I should call a doctor
As if that was an option
Then we laughed and laughed until we were good and hoarse
He said it might not get better but it probably won’t get worse
Just get some aloe vera,
Just cut yourself some bangs
You can make your ailments
A hot new fashion trend
Who cares if it doesn’t get better
As long as it doesn’t get worse
Who cares if it’s lupus, gangrene, or gout
Might as well be a gypsy curse
You can take your copay
And shove it up your ass
Three years ago
I took a first aid class
Haven’t been able to breathe right since the spring of 2012
But it’s gonna be fine, I’ve got a friend who makes this salve
I’ve got some local honey
I’ve got some supplements
I’d get antibiotics
But I gotta pay the rent
Woke up and then threw up in the middle of the night
Probably some bad Thai food, I’m sure I’ll be all right
Got a real bad headache
My nose bleeds when I sneeze
But I gotta go to work
So I’ll call it allergies
Who cares if it doesn’t get better
As long as it doesn’t get worse
Who cares if my life’s getting shorter
As long as I get a hot hospice nurse
I’m underinsured
And I am too
Who fuckin’ cares
We’re gonna drink and screw
Who cares if it doesn’t get better
As long as it doesn’t get worse
As long/ as/ it doesn’t get worse
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