I was on my way to work
It was on the #2
I was sitting by myself
Until your voices said that you
Should talk to me
Should talk to me
Should talk to me
Don’t talk to me

I was walking down the street
I had stopped to tie my shoe
You said that I should smile more
Like I’d be so pleased that you
Talked to me
Talked to me
Talked to me
Don’t talk to me

Please don’t try to talk to me
I don’t want to know your name
Or what happened to your sister’s baby
Please don’t try to talk to me

I don’t really give a fuck
About your shitty luck

I was sitting at the bar
I was reading some Descartes
You saw me from afar
And thought it might be smart
To talk to me
To talk to me
To talk to me
Don’t talk to me

Please don’t try to talk to me
I don’t want to know your name
Or how the city screwed you over
Please don’t try to talk to me

I don’t really give a fuck
That you’re locked out of your truck
You smell like pee
Don’t talk to me
You’ve only got three teeth
Don’t talk to me
Is that an Amazon ID
Don’t talk to me

You just got out today
Don’t talk to me
Is that a Wharton MBA
Don’t talk to me
Sorry, I’m gay
Don’t talk to me

Please don’t try to talk to me
I don’t want to know your name
Or what happened to your dead ex-boyfriend
Please don’t try to talk to me
We’re done.